Friends don't let friends fuck ugly girls. WALK AWAY FROM HER!
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
My main thought on the Olympics: I need LESS cowbell.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
wanna get hammered and throw tomatoes at the people standing in line for the midnight showing of harry potter and yell whichcraft is evil
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I think she faked a seizure to get out of it ...
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
SEXX, SEXX, SEXX,SEXX,SEX SEX SEXXXXXXX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEXSEX SEXSEXSEXSEXSEX.\nimagine that to the can can song. also come to my house. theres a dance routine.
He whispered "Are you feeling it now Mr. Krabs?" when he was inside me. That is NOT my fetish.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
If you needed to get laid tonight all you had to do was ask
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