I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Whore.
I was being facetious
Don't try to hide behind big words.
He still wants to giggity, regardless of his girlfriend. So...I guess I'm happy again.
I'm thinking we should try to start remembering stuff we do. Althought I kinda like feeling like Nancy Drew the next morning.
More like the Hardy Boys cause its kinda like a team effort.
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I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Bring the cards this coming weekend. If I'm not here I died skydiving Friday
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
Hey.. there are 2 people i've never met before spooning in the bathtub. Please elaborate on what went down last night.
I'll be really easy to find... I'm the naked one rolling around in cats.
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You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
Drunk field day, hangover yoga and sober archery practice
Evidently I placed three booty calls at the same time...it was an ugly scene. I'm never getting that high again.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
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