u know ur drinking tonight lol i dont know why you try to deny it
but i dont wanna get emotional and drunk text
then give me ur phone
NEVER!!
Plan B is the new Plan A
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
So I'm probably the first guy in history to tap out of a blowjob.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
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I will forever remember this as The Great Jalepeno Cock Burn of 2014.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
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