So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
My penis is the apex of life and all other references. Lookin for a cheap vagina at this point. And cheap Korean BBQ
you just love her because she lets you bang her with fruits and veggies!
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Took it a bit far last night. While leaving his house, I sent myself a text that said, 'you're still pretty"
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
I wish the inside of the tampon box said "CONGRATULATIONS YOUR NOT A MOTHER!"
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
What was the name of that place where we saw that concert? It was like a warehouse and some guy was living in the loft above the stage...
It's called: a legit place to drop acid.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
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