I give out O-faces like they're halloween candy
Outside the community dumpsters: beer bottles and a carton of orange juice. Looks like we were here.
It was the first time I had seen his penis when it wasnt hard. It just looked so vulnerable and a little bit depressed.
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
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also. he gave me a foot massage during 69ing when i got a cramp. he's a winner.
OMG stoned with flashing lights behind me, I was freaking out until I realized I wasn't driving my couch
im failing my bio class b/c he booty calls me wednesday nights at 6 like clockwork
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
I guess I'll just chalk it up as a learning experience and a lot of great sex.
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just chugging fertility tea and vodka, no big deal.
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
I made a separate snapchat account so I could swap nudes with a guy from omegle.
Why do all of your bad decisions sound like fucked up mad libs?
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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