Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
How the fuck did you go into work today? You are a better man than I. I couldn't even show up to being unemployed on time.
you know you should just kill yourself when you are helping your 16 year-old sister get ready for a date and you're going out to dinner with you parents..
I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
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the dr. explained that the first big patch is called a herald patch since it's biggest. So his name is Harold the Patch.
Wow. You named your rash.
He's a good guy, we stopped by his old church.
And you didn't burst into flames?
When she showed me how she could touch her toes without bending her knees, suddenly her face didn't worry me quite as much.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
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Can I get a "hallelujah" for railing my pastors daughter last night?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
Ive seen his manscaping faults. Given the choice I'd rather dry hump a cactus
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
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