Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
He said "I wish they sold 40's in bars".. and a business plan came to mind. Maybe I CAN do something with my degree...
I wanted to be mature but the vodka was resilient.
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I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
Not gonna make it. My ovaries are playing laser tag
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
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Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
This is the best thing we've done since that time we started a religion
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
Just went to Meijer. Purchased furnace filters, fishing line, red lipstick and pregnancy test. And if my purchase alone wasn't classy enough, I took the pregnancy test in the Meijer bathroom because Im on my way to the bar and wanted to know if that was a good idea or not. Cheers to no babies!
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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