girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
just woke up to overhearing her on the phone saying "yeah we fucked last night, that makes 42." should i get tested?
well i fucked her too, so yes.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
just stole 2 cases of forties from some freshman in the woods by pretending to be a cop. that ten dollar spotlight is really turning a profit
I just got peed on. This karma circle is starting to get vicious.
Alive.
So much puke
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
You are hereby uninvited from future Turnt Tuesdays until further notice.
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
All I want is dick and wine.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
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