make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
This is my gift to your gina
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Maybe you should slow down tonight...
KINGS DON'T NEED ADVICE FROM LITTLE HORN-BILLS FOR A START
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