haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
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I feel like letting the same guy who shot him dig the pellet out of his leg with a pocket knife was the bigger mistake
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
the fact that we had sex in the dining hall makes it seem so much more like home.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
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... Cuz there's nothing like having your two male roommates catching you have a good cry in the driveway at 9am on a Wednesday.
Dude she tried to bite my face off last night, literally. I have never actually felt like a piece of meat until that point in life...
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
Just saw a rice crispy commercial and got emotional. I need to go home.
He seduced me by making me nachos. It worked.
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
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