My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
Just did shots with my boss to warm up for our sales call to Childrens Hospital. I love startups.
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
They let me close the tennis center alone. It's a 6-minute drive from 2 of my booty calls. Scratch tennis court bj off the bucket list.
Note to self: Don't go home with a recent divorcee. Semen and tears.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
He took my necklace off while we were 69ing. His tongue never stopped moving either. Take that, guys who can't figure out how bras work.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
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