But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
I'm sitting at the bar eating dinner next to a nerd, a guy in a 10 gallon hat, and a policeman. I feel like I joined The Village People
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
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Just saw remains of her puke from last night on my pants.... thats got "Apology BJ" written all over it.
an ex called crying about her current BF. convo ended in phone sex. i love emotional wrecks
there are seriously like six guinea pigs in my bathtub right now
we were fucking and all I could think about is how my silly bands were glowing in the dark.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
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oh my god, there is an imprint from the nuva ring in the christmas card my mom sent me. merry christmas.
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Hold on - sidebar. My best friend just threw a 40 pack of condoms through my window.
Can someone explain to me why guys are so fascinated w their dicks that they feel like they'll die if they don't send unsolicited dick pics
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
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