talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
Don't judge them too harshly for getting kicked out of a strip club. Happens to the best of us.
You are the coolest girlfriend ever.
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
All the doctor said was why
she squeaked mid orgaism. I laughed she cried
yes that’s a photo of a horny gay donkey
Oh I know. I’ve known many horny gay donkeys in my time.
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