first missing my period. then crying at the clinic... but why?
we had sex 3 months ago. you missed your period 2 weeks ago. but nice try.
Your dad touched me again.
Her bacne/racne was so bad it was like having sex with bubble wrap.
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
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You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
im just laying here pukin in my mouth and swallowing it 'cause im WAY too lazy to actually get up and find a place to vomit. this is my life now.
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
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While eating post sex burritos I dripped taco bell sauce on my boob. He licked it off and asked why I hadn't thought of that before.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Am I not being subtle enough by giving him a rainbow striped bong, during PRIDE MONTH?
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
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