No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
My dad just walked in on me screwing the chick from the bar...the look of relief on his face was sort of hurtful.
It just sucks seeing everyone get flowers but me...
yeah, but they die. it takes a while, but they die. just like all of these kids relationships will. tequila doesnt die. its a live in the moment thing... like a valentines day one night stand. so long run, tequila is the better gift.
so im goin to clemson & my drug dealers goin to penn state. this is the hardest breakup EVER.
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I just found a bag of teeth...
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
Idk. The last coherent text said something about $25 & dimes. And then...it's just letters...
Great. Now I have to produce, edit and leak a sex tape before Saturday. Fundraising is hard.
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Somewhere in this city is a lost rubber penis that needs to find its way back home
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
You act like tequila is some sort of sex juice
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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