a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
Oh, and for future reference, telling a guy that your ass is too tight for anal is like painting a bullseye on it.
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After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
just an fyi, false alarm on the whole ghonnorea thing. you're safe.
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
I'll remember. Also, I owe you 200 for a pair of shoes that I carelessly bought to improve my spinal structure, to improve my health and ensure that I love to be 300 years old. Like Adam. Of the bible.
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The world is a different place when I'm actually having sex
we were both freshly single and using each other as rebounds. most intense sex I've ever had. i felt like a grizzly bear emerging from hibernation in a whirlwind of sexual fury
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
Just left the ER. Only good thing... my hot ass nurse Carlos stripped me.
God works in mysterious ways.
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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