you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
Somehow after we left in 3 different cars to all go to different places we still all ended up in the emergency room
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
using the campers leftover pizza money at the bar. Definition of great counselors right here.
Hi Jessica this is Jessica and I am texting you and were taking lime shots and it's fantastic and I broke your elbow and I love you xo
i'm about to tell me dad "sorry staying in isnt an option. i'm fucking a marine tonight."
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
I'd hate to be 100% hetero. Pretty sure they have less orgies
BABIES FOR EVERYONE. I'd be like Oprah except with babies
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
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