He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
I'm cleaning my bathroom. That being said I found a klonopin and dropped it and stepped on it. Floor is clean im gonna snort it.
I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
im destined to be single forever. i hope its okay if your kids come and hang out with my cats.
Tom is laying in a bathtub filled with ice pretending to be a polar bear.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I told him we could fuck whenever was concurrent for both of us
I just blacked back in and I'm at a kids birthday party in a suit and people are calling me uncle Carl. Never having your homemade liquor again.
That’s talent right there. Maverick and Goose type shit.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
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