awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
eric is really sick so I'm taking care of him! :(
just blow him with soup in your mouth.
i think i have two assholes
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
He walked me home last night across campus while i fed him pasta out of a solo cup at 3 am.
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Idk he's just laying there passed out with a French fry up his nose and without any pants on. Boner and everything.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
him crossdressing on the weekends is awkward but not a deal breaker for me.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
Lets just put it this way. Im meeting his nana after a mind blowing orgasm.
Well he wouldn't kiss me so I made out with a German girl, took a shot with my boss, and I think I sprained my ankle. It was a quiet Sunday for me.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
He started humming a moment like this when I was taking off his pants.
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