Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
She put baby oil on her toes and i am not legally allowed to talk about what happened
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
Also, I don't remember opening my gifts from my family. It was cool when I woke up with a new ihome.
That's not a good night. A good night is waking up with no skirt, no money, and the imprint of the edge of the bar on your forehead.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
I just remembered that we had an in-depth conversation about how it was too stressful to wear pants.
Last year you twerked on my Christmas tree and threw up all over the bathroom...in front of my parents. We should probably keep power hour to ONLY an hour this year
To be honest. I have two poptarts in my jacket pockets. No one knows. I am pro stealth.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
