He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
She bought a fucking hedgehog. And that's just the tip of the crazy iceberg.
I just found a bag of teeth...
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
just almost had a panic attack because i couldn't find the granola bar i put in my purse. i miss klonopin.
How do you get kicked out of 3 different Subways in one night..
Not very gracefully, that's how.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
I knew it was Christmas when someone handed me a stocking filled with airplane bottles. Ps just woke up 3 days later
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
I just found a condom in my jolly ranchers bag. This is a good omen.
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