We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
Oh god. There is a bite mark in the bar of soap. Please tell me I was not that wasted.
No, i know about the eggs and penis, the oh wow was for the fire
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I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
You just want to fuck a girl in a dinosaur costume, don't you?
I just found a hunk of ham in my back jeans pocket from god knows when. We gotta stop going so ham.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
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Fun new game when high: sorting socks. Took forever. Was awesome.
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
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