If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
My cat gives me a boner
Lady GaGa only went backwards in convincing me she's not a man at the VMAs.
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
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Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
I'm drinking and making muffins and I believe this is why God put us on earth.
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Well while you were being a dick I was taping back together a cougars broken heart
I chased him for half a mile, lost him then somehow ended up at his house. Is that still considered stalking? I WAS drunk.
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I just woke and boke and made apple pancakes. I'm kicking Monday in the dick.
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
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