he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
The worst part about getting "creative" and by that i mean baked is that i just wanna get laid right now and all im doing is eating nachos
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Don't forget to bring $1s for the strippers. Make it rain!!!!
Thanks, mom, will do
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