Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
were doing shots for every snowflake that hits the ground
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Dude she gave you head while I was in the closet, we've passed the "awkward" phase.
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
Went into Walmart to get a pregnancy test. Came out with a beta fish and chocolate.
Only you could successfully troll for dick at a Hillel bake sale.
He licked my mouth. I felt like I was making out with my dog.
Hey, it's not my fault that you had a shitty bed frame that couldn't handle the rough sex you're into.
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I’m pregaming Christmas shopping with grandma. What’s up?
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