I wanna passion pit in your ass
I realized that I've made out with a different boy almost every time we've gone to mcgoreys....I don't need a boyfriend...I have that bar
reasons why jon gosselin is probably ur biological father: 1. ur half asian 2. hes everyones biological father 3. u wear ed hardy
sounds legit
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
I don't even know what beauty is right now. I wouldn't even pity fuck me today.
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
I threw all my money on the ground and said it was for homeless people and fell down the stairs
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I have a bandage in my ass crack. In. My. Ass. Crack.
One time she showed me her pierced nipples in our high school locker room and now she has a daughter
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
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