there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
They're pole dancing on a handicap sign post.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
You're doing a terrible job of letting me hook up with girls vicariously through you.
There's a baby duck in my toilet. Fuck you.
You're about wine.
Yes, I'm like 90% wine at the moment
So apparently it wasn't anything really bad, it's hemorrhoids. Which is the medical word for butthurt. I actually have ass ointment.
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
