Sometimes I think its so cool that a dick that has been inside kate moss has also been inside me. So exciting.
only if we run a train.
done.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
I just looked at your pics on Facebook....there was cake? Where the fuck was I!?
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
Oh, do you remember telling everyone you were with that your vagina was angry last night?
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
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