So I'm at the Chevron by your house. I need a condom and a couch.
Together?
Preferably.
Just climbed to the top of a frozen waterfall! Do you want to do drugs tm night? The two are unrelated.
We tried to line dance with everyone but it turned into drunken stumbling and attempting to grind on random frat boys. I feel that this might turn into an every Thursday thing.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
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I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
I was trying to fart in my sleep in the hopes that he would leave
It's like your nipple is comforting my nipple.
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things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
His butt is perfect. Like a twelve on a scale of one to ten. No idea about his personality or anything but that ass... I'm keeping him.
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