So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
At least it earned you a couple drinks. And something tells me you've touched grosser things with less incentive.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
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If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
He said he remembers me...standing on a snowy roof, smoking a blunt, yelling "you're pretty fly for a white guy" at him. Sounds about right.
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A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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