that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
when your friendship is based on dead babies and vodka there is a delicate balance. lesson learned. for what its worth, you are still my number one.
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
I need a thor helmet and I need to find my heavy duty drinking mug
We always have to do something together that tests the human limits of the body. Hopefully it has at least a 75% death rate.
Hey does the gas gauge in your car work?
Nevermind...we figured it out. Heres a more relevant question, does your insurance have roadside assistance?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
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