Unmistakable female orgasm noises coming from upstairs shower
She must've brought a toy -- seriously doubt that he's up to the task
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
she's not going to take you seriously with an empty 40 and a sombrero on your head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I might not be able to enter cuba but that doesn't mean that a cuban can't enter me
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
I'll have to start mass sending dong pics to get the recognition I deserve
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
Dude, fuck these noisy kids, fuck all this light, and fuck you for getting to sleep while I have to be productive and hungover.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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