The best feeling....farting and having the bubble hit your balls
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
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Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
He told me he's not in to anal. I need to marry him, ASAP.
I found my underwear on the sidewalk 8 blocks from her house while on my walk of shame. I also found our beer bag and a full beer in the bush.
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So aparently telling your roommate you're going to spoon them so hard in the public place of their employment is inappropriate
Well, I found the missing blow... in my fucking suitcase... THIS MORNING. Yeah, I flew from FL to NY with blow in my suitcase yesterday.
I told you to check, dude
Yeah, AFTER I checked my bag and I was already sitting on a plane. Oh well. I figured worst case I'd do like 15 hours in county and I was totally prepared for that anyways. I always prepare for that when we hang out.
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
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