yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
She sang Bad Romance to me. Not really the answer I was looking for.
I just drank Colt45 out of a champagne glass. I feel classy.
Colt 45 out of anything is classy.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
The picture that pops up when I call her phone is a picture of my nipple. Just so you're forewarned.
Well the weed wore off around 10:30 and then the date dragged on until about 1 in the morning. So I've decided I really need to start smoking closer to the actual start time of a date. Then maybe they'd be more bearable.
We had half a pitcher of beer left and he asked us if we wanted a to-go cup. Fuck yeah we want it to-go.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Never drinking again. Maybe, if our boss gave us more 3-day weekends we would know how to handle ourselves. That was a shit show.
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Like I just wanted some midlife crisis fun, not drama as big as his dick.
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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