i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
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it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Woke up today to the sound of church bells. My first thought was shit the apocalypse, but then I remembered my hook up lives next to a church. This might be a rough day.
Once he blows his load, he's more of an immediate flight risk than that jetBlue pilot. He's out the door before his cum is out of my vajayjay.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I just set my acrylic nail on fire while trying to light my blunt
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I just tried to lit a bowl with my chapstick.
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