what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
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I woke up this morning with a hospital armband on containing all the information off my fake i.d. WTF did we do last night!?!?
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
She devotes each year to either men or women. I waited all year for her to be straight, tonights the night.
Sorry for feeding you peanuts last night while you were sleeping, you looked hungry.
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I just found a GIANT thermos of sangria in my sink. I don't know if its still good to drink, but its good to drink.
yeah...that's gonna come up in court
He just grabbed my boob and justified it by saying "I just wanna feel your heart beat"
I climbed out of the shower to him sitting on the floor trimming his pubes with nail clippers, we both just started laughing at how drunk we were
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
This weekend I was almost blinded by a cumshot to the eye, so happy Labor Day I guess
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