Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
she cant drink. allergic to alcohol.
ewwww. she might as well have a dick.
My birth control alarm gets more depressing every night.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
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i woke up on my kitchen floor, halfway through a text, and my mascara running... this is why i stopped drinking tequila
Our cab driver just admitted to beating up kids in the 60's who didn't smoke pot...
She always acts like she's doing me a favor with a hand job. I've been giving myself hand jobs for almost 20 years.
did i try to light ur hair on fire with a sparkler at the club saturday?
My body is a temple...that happens to be able to get me free Patron shots at the bar
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Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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