Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
my three year anniversary of no dick sucking is coming up. you can throw me a party with a penis cake.
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
She sat next to me on the couch and said "word going around is you got a sweet cock". My nickname problem was solved!
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
all im saying is 27 is too old to still be drinking 40s, you make more money than me, buy some decent shit
screw you you golddigging beer snob
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
i have officially smoked myself stupid. went to wally world to buy soap and toothpaste but got 4 potpies and 2 dessert pies instead. fail.
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