i was rollin on her like bob the builder
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
So, halfway through sex he stops and starts crying. He said he's worried god hates him for all his bad decisions...think he meant to imply I was one of them...
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
he was so high that he wouldn't speak to anybody for like 30 minutes, he'd only gobble, like a turkey.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
Either I'm drunk or judge Judy has 3D commercials...so I think I'm drunk. Also I may or may not haven eaten a hoagie on the toilet when I didn't want to stand up
Its almost 1 am and u wanna get together and cry naked
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
My dad told me that my grandparents are giving me $20,000 and my actual response was "do you know how many kittens I could buy with that?!?"
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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