This is the first month I have not taken plan B to get my period in over a year
And somehow that makes me sad knowing I haven't had raunchy unprotected sex in a month
That girl would be way hotter if she changed her face.
If Andre Agassi did Crystal Meth, what was John McEnroe doing?
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
We're doing a case race on Saturday.
I'm in. I'm currently drinking a beer in the bathtub so I guess I can consider this "practice" and not just "alcoholism"
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
There should be a promo code on the Papa Johns website for "I have no moneys but if you send a cute delivery guy I will pay him in blow jobs."
Operation: 12 Dick pics of Christmas was a sweeping success, thanks for asking!
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
It's shark week go big or go home
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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