I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
he suggested we appoligize to eachother. then do blow and painkillers & have ourselves a make-up party.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
We have such limited time together he literally sends me text messages that are like "I sent my roommates on an impossible quest, we have 15 minutes." it's that bad.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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