It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
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The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
No stds, not pregs, and lost two pounds. I'd call that a successful two years of grad school.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
please hold off on going into labor, i might need you to take me to the free clinic
You wanted to go find him and we told you to sit down cause you kept stumbling. You yelled " I CAN STAND!! It's the walking part I can't figure out!"
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Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
i almost got into an argument defending my life choices with a guinea pig eating chocolate cake at 4am
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