I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
He toold me that when we were younger I was his boner buddy.
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
Oh my god what did I do. My hands are scraped, there are pickles on the floor, my clothes are wet, and I don't remember how I get here. Thank you.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
This girl just said she was late for class because she was having sex.
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
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