READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
I just masturbated into a dress sock. I feel fancy
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
It had been so long since my last time that it was easily a double helping of stomach pancakes. I think she was mildly impressed.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
It was awful until we put her on a word ration. And she rationed her words accordingly. I love blondes.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
I think he may actually care that I call him slampiece instead of his real name. Who knew he had feelings?
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
Randomize
