The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
she looked like the before picture.
My family is watching Intervention and taking notes. I need to leave NOW!
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
I can feel my liver begging me to stop.
We can't be fuck buddies. You stare into my eyes while we fuck.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Just found out my rents have been paying my siblings to cockblock me for the past 5 years
Not as covert as you thought huh?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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