Yeah..And after he fingered me, he wiped it on my face and laughed.
ew wtf
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
I needed a test subject that didn't know any of my friends so that if i screwed up no one would really know or spread rumours about how it was the worst bj ever
Not sure if it's my shorts, hat, shoes, hair or soul but one of the above just got me drunk again from the glorious aroma of Keystone Light.
her mom went out of her way to book us a room with separate beds... her level of gay denial is in beast mode
And then we were riding the keg in the pool like an 8 second rodeo...naked.
The reign of the rally queen is over. Welcome to the age of the walking dead.
At 38 I had to open a Snapchat account to communicate with my 21 yr bf. where is my life going.
Spent tonight painting strippers in camo.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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