Car fucking is for special occasions like birthdays and bank holidays. Don't want to lose the magic by making it an everyday thing.
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
I let a guy with dreads drive my car, then demanded he take me back cause I don't let strangers drive my car, while repeatedly apologizing for being a cock block.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I punted my pants across my apt at my roommate last night. Everything else is kinda fuzzy.
Was the first guy that bit your neck last night wearing a trenchcoat...I have a vague memory.
I think I may have some undocumented and undiscovered std that causes girls to go bat shit crazy. How you got it is beyond me
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
And he kept lifting up his shirt every few minutes to check if his nipples were still there
LISTEN TO ME! DONDE ESTA LA FUCKING VICODIN!
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