ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
If the Four Horseman of the Apocalypse gang banged each other and had a kid, it would look like the creature I woke up next to this morning.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
so we have officially lost him as of 7 hours ago.. already called campus security, the drunk tank and the hospital. figure he'll turn up eventually..
i'll start checking the bushes on campus.
You tried to convince our cab driver that your $2 bill was worth $11.70
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
The roommate asked me to make sure no one fucked in his room. And then preceded to give only me permission to fuck in his room. Had no idea who I was, just thought I was trustworthy cause I had Edward 40 hands. Felt like a Tarantino movie.
I'm slightly more gay than I thought. I'd go so far as to say I'm a top.
I woke up to find a bottle of Bacardi in my shower rack. How was your night?
It's volleyball. Just do it. You want to look sporty. Save sexy librarian for another day.
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