We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I woke up at 4am on the couch with half my clothes on. And by half my clothes I mean my earrings.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Cause I came home. Im covered in green marker and jack daniels. Theres a taco and the words "we went to Mexico" on my wrist. Im a walking abomination.
my hip hurts so fuckin bad. and I just found a half eaten burrito in my nightstand drawer.
Its fiiine, tuesday is like the thursday of wine wednesday. And i mean, free beer for girls at the grove...im not NOT gonna take that offer up!
Look at your life. Look at your choices.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
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