i know we just met, but i forget your name, and i'm wondering why my penis burns?
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
she insisted i was the anonymous guy on formspring that kept asking to bang her
Clearly I went along with it
I'm one shot of soco 100 away from fucking a mailbox
Nothing like a little anal leakage to start off Sunday morning. Can't decide if that speaks well of my weekend or not...
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
I think he may have overheard our "how much coke would you fuck me for" conversation last night...
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Mystery solved: The table is broken because I had sex on it last night.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
It was a crazy night: tears were shed, blood was spewed, and bottles were emptied.
Randomize
