I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
it's great music for shaving your balls
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
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well.. I tried flushing my sandals down the toilet
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
Instead of getting a taxi some gay black guy drove us home. He is trying to break into the taxi business
Way to promote small business.
I didn't know whether to laugh at the fact that a dog bit his balls or throw up cause my dad was telling me a story involving his balls.
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She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
yknow last night was like... the third night in a row alex woke me up to make sure i wasn't dead and tbh it's sorta sweet.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
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