fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
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she found me naked passed out on the toilet and i just kept repeating "i'm like elvis, but not dead."
according to the random from alabama i slept with last night i kept saying "poor lil tink tink" over and over in my sleep
Hahahaha you would not believe what I just pulled out of my vagina. Actually you probably wouldn't be surprised.
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
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heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
it wasn't sex so much as.....a disastrously uncomfortable sexual experience
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Lo siento on account of my penis...
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