please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
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I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
mom just told me i had to find a fake by next wednesday.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
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He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
People trash cargo shorts, but I'm like, sorry I had room for beers and you didn't.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
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