My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
i threw up on the table at the pizza place and peed in her room mates closet. i wouldnt invite me back either
My roommate is trying to suck beer out of the rug.
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I have three paper towels stuck up my vagina. This is not a time to be calm.
He sent me a picture of his dick with a cowboy hat on it.
Finals are done.. I just wanna get drunk and pretend I'm a seahorse.
We just started the day with vitamin bombs. Daily vitamin + whatever's left in your glass from last night = feel like a champion
I just can't deal with that sentence
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
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I don't care what the Chinese zodiac calendar says . . . 2015 is the year of the cock!
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
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