fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
I don't think anyone has ever said "boy I'm glad I took those shots of everclear" when they wake up
Maybe my heart is located in my vagina
Found him. He was passed out on the couch at the new place in a room full of burnt pizza smoke.
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
I think my vagina is going to steal my keys and drive over there.
Hopefully she would park on my face.
Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Jake and I will do a protection ritual for ur dick I don't know where she has been
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Are you still in his room?
Nope, yogged home at 8 am with one shoe on.
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
Randomize
